Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.