Cant jokes
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Memes
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.