Cancer jokes
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Justin Masotti
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
9/11.
What is a "dad?"
Nickelback.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
you.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.