Cancer jokes

Cancer.

Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.

What did the girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.

YEET!

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A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

Jake Paul is some ass.

Anime cats.

I got nothing.

Yeet.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

What did the dick say to the asshole?

You need another dick.