Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
My mother said I'm sexy I said no I have cancer
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
What did the dick said to the ass hole?
You need another dick
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?
Mind if I join you?
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
