A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
ur mom
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
The earth is flat
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Son:Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom:YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son:Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
Oliver savage's life
A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
what do you call a guy named Ben
answer= Ben
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of "do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
Kollaps
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
