Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
ur mom
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
The earth is flat.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
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A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
