Cancer jokes
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Raffie?
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)