A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.
Knock knock Who’s there Mimi Mimi who Mimi’s got cancer
Why does Ella have cancer? Because she’s stupid
Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of nohair.
why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... she had cancer.... ;)
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Cancer
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
Yes Stephen hawkin is alive YEET
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Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
Jake Paul is some ass
ANIME CATS
I got nothing
Yeet
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
