Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
How do u finger a feminist, shake her hand and call her Theresa
- Mommy, what will i be when i'm grown up? - Shut Up Sam, you've got cancer!
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Justin Masotti
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke
He said "you'll understand when you get older"
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
My wife was going to have a abortion and I have cancer Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny
what did your mom get for chirstmas? a big black horse dildo
9/11
What is a "dad"?
Nickelback
Cancer cancer cancer cancer (joke speaks for itself)
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
