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Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Justin Masotti
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
9/11.
What is a "dad?"
Nickelback.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
