Can jokes
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Memes
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.