The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
