Can jokes
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄