Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Can Jokes
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
