there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
finish the lyrics Can I put my
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
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a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
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Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.
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Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
why do emos have friends? so they can hang with eachother
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
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