Can jokes

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!