Can jokes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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