Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
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Why can't they blonde call 911
Can she can't find the 11
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
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Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
