What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.