Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
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What cow can part water? Mooses
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
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Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Can I get a HOYA
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Can February March? -- No, but April May.
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend..? come
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
