Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.
Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
my grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan is typing...
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
