Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Your forehead is so big , u can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.
What's an orphans fav roblox game? Adopt me, so they can get adopted.
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
I have thrash so i throw it at my sister and say that she is a tchrash can
Know know how there. l esh lesh how can you at lesh rrmeber my name
Your mom heavier then Mariah can even Carry
