Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Can Jokes
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
