Can jokes
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
U can vent here idc.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
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What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.