Can jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"

The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."

The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

Can disabled enable dark mode?