finish the lyrics Can I put my
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers, they can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Brian can i see that paper for a sec
Why is death taken so lightly? Because you can take it so quickly.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
There are 10 million million million million million million million millon particles in da universe that we can observe. Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
