Came jokes

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."

He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.