So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Slapping Orphan
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, this dude tells an orphan to slap themselves until they're wanted, right? That's already messed up. Then he tells them to punch themselves. Like, what?! The joke is funny because the orphan actually dies and it's unexpected! You're probably the kind of person who still uses Internet Explorer and thinks Crocs are high fashion. Get with the program!