What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

What is killing your friend called? a homie-side

What do you call a crappy circumcision

A rip-off

What do you call your son An mistake

What do you call a deaf child? -Ryan Simmonite-

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

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what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still f...ing

what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy

what do you call a guy with a sandwich?

a guy with a sandwich.

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

My dad called me as i said i shit in my sisters mouth. Impossible? Nope.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake