Call jokes
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.