I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Call Jokes
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
