Call jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Memes
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.