What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
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what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless
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What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
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What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter🚁
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
