What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
