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What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
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You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call a washed vegetable? A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
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Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.