Call Center jokes
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Community talk
Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!