Call Center jokes

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

911, what's your emergency?

Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

Well, it's not a living room anymore.

Me: Hangs up.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.