I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
