What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
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I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
