Call jokes
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
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I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.