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Girl

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

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  • Man

    Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

    Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

    Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

    Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

    What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

    What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

    What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

    How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

    What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

    What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

    Taco Bell

    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

    Taco Bell going out of business.

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  • Memes

    Year

    What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

    "Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

    Man

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

    Russell

    Friend

    So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

    Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

    And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

    Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

    So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

    Potato

    When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

    Email

    Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

    Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

    Friend

    My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

    Coffin

    What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

    Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂