What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Call Jokes
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
