When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Call Jokes
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
