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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.