Call Jokes

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russell

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

What do you call a winter time contact?

A Santa Claus.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

What do you call a crazy computer?

Wired.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?

LGBBQ.