what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Call Jokes
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
