Call jokes
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.