What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
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What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
Why can’t orphans be gay? They have no one to call daddy
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
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What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
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Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
