What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
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A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
