If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
seizure salad
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
What is your number? Hi
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
