Call jokes
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.