Call jokes
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.