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What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.