There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
What does a transgender call his/her parent? Transparent.
What do you call a sandwich đ„Ș full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! đ
What do you call a bunch of pakiâs jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
jimmy does stand up comedy he says âwhat do you call an orangutangâ
jake replies âYOUâ then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesnât have legs?????????????
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
