What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Call Jokes
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
