Call jokes

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Philope.

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?

Arrrrrr-ceus!

What do you call a cow in the snow?

Chilli Beef.

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Call me an elevator, because I let people down.

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)