Call jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?

The Oreo Gang!

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?

Netflix and pill.

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?

Oppenheimer

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.