Call jokes

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What do you call a pineapple in a pun?

A Puneapple.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.