Call jokes

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?

Oppenheimer

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.