Call jokes
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤