What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
what do u call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
