What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
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They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
