Call jokes
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Memes
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.