Call jokes
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
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If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.