Call jokes
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Memes
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".