Call jokes
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.