Call jokes
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.