Call jokes
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.