Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
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Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
