Call jokes
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker