Call jokes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.