Call jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
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What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.