Call jokes
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.