Call jokes
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Memes
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!