Call jokes

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

What do you call chill legumes?

Hippeas.

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.