Call Jokes

Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!

Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?

Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?

Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

Doctor: *calls 911*

911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?

Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?

911 service: *hangs up*

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto! 😂

How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

What do you call Hitler?

Gay.

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.

Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.

Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?

Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

What is a box called when a cough dies in it?

A coffin.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!