Charlie jokes

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.

Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).

Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.

Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.

Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.

Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.

MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.

LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.

Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.

What do you call a dipshit?

A Charlie.

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie Brown! Good grief!

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.

The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.