Charlie jokes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Cherish you chocolate milk.
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its mal. since ik gianni is talking, i figured id get out what needs to be said. not for anyone else, but for my own sanity. idek where to start. 12 months gianni, 12. you wasted sm of my time. id stay up late at night worried sick for someone who didn't care about me one bit. i waited for someone who was spending his free time with minors. the only true thing you ever said to me is that i deserve better than the mon… Read more
Cosmo email me. It's charlie Knighcha2029@bcschools.net
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more