Charlie Jokes

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

What do you call a dipshit?

A Charlie.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie Brown! Good grief!

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.

The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”