Charlie jokes
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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Cosmo email me. It's charlie Knighcha2029@bcschools.net
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
Hi, I know I haven't been on here. I made a new account, long time no see.
How have you all been exactly?
(I remember this place cus charlie, cosmo, and mal)