"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
What do u call a Dipshit A Charlie
Hi Charlie is your friend
charlie likes big black chocolate
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa
Knock Knock, Charlie, Charlie Brown Good Grief
Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man. The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”