Call jokes
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Memes
What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.