Call jokes
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Memes
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."