Call jokes
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.