Call Jokes

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

What do you call a skeleton's erection?

A boner.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

The image displays four different cartoon characters from the show "Invincible" in a vertical arrangement. Each character is accompanied by a text phrase. The first character, an orange robot, is paired with the phrase "calling them girls." The second character, an older man with a sinister grin, is paired with "calling them women." The third character, a man with long black hair, is paired with "calling them females." The fourth character, Omni-Man, is paired with the phrase "calling them pets."

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?

A. An ambulance.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.