Call jokes
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.