Call jokes

What is a wasp called?

A wannabe.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

What do you call a drivable Hamburger?

What?

A Hamborgini.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

What do you call a crease join?

Hahaha

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

What do you call a guy that lies a lot?

The president.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

What do you call a deer with no ear?

One ear.