Call jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.