Call jokes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me." "What was your first impression on him?" "I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Mom!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.