Call jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call a door? A floor.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)