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Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call a room with no doors?
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
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What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.