Call jokes
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!