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Yes, sir.

Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.

He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.

I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.

Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.

There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.

Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.

Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.

Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

What do you call an orphan selfie?

A family photo.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

What is a wasp called?

A wannabe.

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?

A knight knight.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

"It's dye-ing."