Call jokes
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Memes
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."