Call jokes
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.