Call jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."