Call jokes
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.