Call jokes
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Memes
self care for drunk driving
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.