Call jokes
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Memes
Guys is this normal?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.