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What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
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What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Memes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.