Call jokes
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Me all the time :
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.