Call jokes
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.