Call jokes
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!