a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
2001 called,... they hit the pentagon
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy. Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
what does a petiphile call a orphanage... a supermarket.
if being sexy was a crime you can call me ......... a law abiding citizen
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call indian dhal that is delicous?
Well that is DHALicous!
what do you call a Panera bread you write with? Panera lead
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHH
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
