Call jokes
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.