What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Call Jokes
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
