Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Call Jokes
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
