Call Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.

It's a canariel disease, untweetable.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

What do you call an Asian k9? E10

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"

Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."

Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."

Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.

Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"

The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.