What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Call Jokes
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
