So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
lol this joke may not be funny but what do u call your mom fat and emo
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
my teacher called me beautiful i hate when she lies
What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
what do you call a guy named kaiden. idk lol
Why can't orphans be gay They have nobody to call daddy
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces
What do u call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file
what do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
family dinner!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people? A cabbage patch.