Call jokes
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.