What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
