What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
