Call jokes
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.