Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
