Call jokes
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.