Call jokes
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.