Call jokes
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!