Call jokes
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.