Call jokes
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.