What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Call Jokes
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
