Call jokes
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.