Call jokes
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.