Call jokes
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!