What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Call Jokes
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
