Call jokes
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.