What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
