Call jokes
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)