What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.