Call jokes

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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?

A coward.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

Nathan: WE-WE

Alicia: WEE-WEE?

Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

Alicia: *WEIRD*

Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

cuugh umm

The other day my mom called me a retard.

I'm now an orphan.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"