Call jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.